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BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.7/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm, #44427
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


CATS ARE DEMOCRATS DOGS ARE REPUBLICANS -




OBAMA 2012 - It makes sense if you don't think about it


TAGS: obama barack 2012 liberal insanity
Rating: 4.95/5

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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 10:21 pm, #38820
ROFLMAO! But Dayum, now I need eye bleach! Barf!!!


ENJOYING A GOOD JOKE -




LEAVING KANSAS - You're now allowed to use your brain again.




Those Evil Republicans -




Monsanto's -


TAGS: obama corporations corruptions monsanto sellout
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:12 pm, #66709
Don't get it


Traitor John -




UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL -




DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is continuing to do the same thing over and over and expecting different results.




THE PARTY OF NO -




NSA -


TAGS: nsa
Rating: 5/5

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INSANITY - "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein




THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY... - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Stop the insanity...vote them out!


TAGS: definition insanity obama results
Rating: 4.64/5

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JGalt - September 16, 2012, 8:58 pm, #37891
to show where the problem really lies...
JGalt - September 16, 2012, 8:58 pm, #37890
We have to get rid of Dirty Harry by making him minority leader (Republican Majority) to eliminate his obstructionist attitude and his flagrant disregard of Senate rules! If we can't get Romney in there, we at least need to control the House and senate


POLITICIANS EXPOSED - The National Security Agency has declassified and released files that explain why politicians are so out of touch




AMERICANS FINEST -




PRAYERS TO ALLAH -




BEST OF THE WORLD -




HILLBILLY -




LIBERALS -




Democrat Insanity -




THEY HATE WALL STREET - But the countries that sponsor the very types of governments they desire would imprison them or execute them for such protests!




Insane McCain -




Moochelle & White House Hypocrisy -




WATER BOARDING -




AW JEEZ -




WHOS WRONG AND A CRYBABY -




INSANITY - ESPECIALLY WHEN THE COST OF KEEPING CONGRESS OPEN FOR JUST A SINGLE WORKDAY IS $30,275,299




How do Americans defend themselves from terrorism when the biggest terrorists occupy our government?! -




NSA -




The NSA -




This man is being tracked by the NSA -


TAGS: back off nsa
Rating: 4.8/5

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JGalt - August 2, 2013, 12:00 am, #57897
and they are so buried in our mundane data that they can't figure out or stop the Boston Marathon terrorists....


BORDER AGENT TERRY KILLED - By Mexican drug gang members, with guns bought by Obama stimulus money, approved by Holder, for one government agency to try to discover the paid informants of another gov't agency




CRIMES AND TREASON - Its OK to intimidate voters from voting, but don't you DARE ever ask them for an ID!!!




PEOPLE ARE BUYNIG GUNS AND AMMO FOR A REASON - 33% increase in Democrats buying guns in 2009 to 2011 (only 4% of Republicans). Democrats are starting to realize somethinhg isn't right




MARINES -




THATS RIGHT -




LIBERAL PRIORITIES - just insane!




A JOKE -




United Stasi of America -




LIBERALS -




CONSERVATIVES -




THESAURUS -




JOE WURZELBACHER -




MOOSE KILLER -




PURSUASION OF HUMOR -




VOTE REPUBLICAN -




TUTELAGE -




The Matrix Has You -




FAMOUS AUTHORS -




9 11 -




ENJOYING THE GREATEST JOKE EVER -




BYE...BYE -




BE RESPONSIBLE -




CONSERVATIVES -




Edward Snowden -




JIM CRAMER - "ride it out" August 5, 2011




RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY - How will we tell 50,000 screaming liberals with their hands out from the normal trick-or-treaters?




A LIBERAL FREEDOM -




INSANITY - Voting for Qbama and expecting a different result.




DNC APPROVED KOOL AID SUBSTITUTE - Coming soon to a News Channel near you, just in time for the November elections: Obama Fluff




NEVER HAVE -




LOOKING OVER THE SHOULDER -




EBF -




PARTY TIME -




DEJA VU -




OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES -




RULE 2 DOUBLE TAP -




A GOOD MAN -




Damn Edward Snowden! -




NSA -




NSA surveillance -




If spying on American citizens is for our safety -




Sen Dianne Feinstein -




Match.gov -


TAGS: gubmint dating service nsa
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - May 16, 2014, 5:59 pm, #66594
Sweet!!


Oaths are such subjective things in politics today -




"I have seen this scourge of terror across the planet...” he continued. “They don’t offer a health care plan..." -


TAGS: liberal insanity suicide bombers no healthcare makes a terrorists
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 9:56 pm, #65650
Oh, both parties failed miserably. These rogue groups didn't magically appear in 2008. Both parties have had their missteps.
foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 9:45 pm, #65649
Indeed, faux... sadly, the Democrat Party has failed miserably to respond to the Russians, the Chinese, the Iranians, the North Koreans, Al-Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Taliban, the Mexican Drug Cartel,and Libyan Terrorists, who make fun of him
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 8:46 pm, #65646
Oh,yeah.Obama is a great comedian. He simply shows up and people laugh."Just remember,Barry honey. They're laughing with you,not at you."Sweet his mum would lie to him like that X-D He's certainly funnier than,ahem,'some'folks who lamely make fun of him
foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 8:08 pm, #65643
Actually, faux, that is an awsome idea! Whenever Obama says 'Keep your healthcare plan', or,'Most transparent adminisration in history', it should be followed by a laugh track. Faux, no sarcasm, you are a genius!
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:20 pm, #65634
*insert laugh track* Don't quit your day job. Leave comedy to the professionals.
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 4:59 pm, #65630
Couldn't they scare the terrorists into signing up for obamacare by threatening them with the IRS?


How do you feel about NSA spying? -




1984? Ha! -




Well...... -




Phone Call -




Insanity -




If the government can -




violating privacy -




WHEN A STRANGER CALLS- NSA STYLE -




NSA employee of the Month, December, 2013 -


TAGS: nsa
Rating: 5/5

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NSA -


TAGS: nsa
Rating: 5/5

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Genetically modified -




INSANITY - EXPECTING A DIFFERENT RESULT




NOT RAY NITSCHKE - Not even close to old "66"




OWS LOGIC - blame the result not the cause




learning from history -


TAGS: patriot act ndaa 2013 nsa declarations of war based on falsified evidence of wmds funding syrian terrorists and turning a rebellion into a full blown terrorist state
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm, #71441
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm, #71440
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm, #71439
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm, #71438
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm, #71437
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm, #71405
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm, #71399
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am, #71383
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.


NSA -


TAGS: nsa
Rating: 5/5

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insanity -




Einstein was right -




jedi mind tricks? -




The NSA is coming to town -




Secrets -




Electric Eyes -




NSA is watching you -




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